Well April Fool's Day has come and gone once again. But do you think the guys from Suite 2A have finshed with their pranks? Hell no. We're all pretty damn stupid so I guess it's always Fool's Day around here. This page is all about the absolutely retarded things we do around here on an everyday basis.
The weeks and months 'till the end of our first year as college students are winding down, and we all know what that means...Torment the hell out of Don, the incredibly unusual flaming he-bitch.
Don actually wasn't the target of one of my April Fool's Day pranks directly but we're making up for it.
Good thing the school gave us recycling bins. Now whenever we need to make a pyramid of cans in front of someone's door so that when opened all the cans will fall into the room, we know where to go. This scheme was done while Don was sleeping one night. I can't take all the credit for this prank because scotty helped me carry cans to Don's door from the suite and Kevin helped make noise to lighten the sound of over 45 cans being stacked. I also made sure to place a recycling bin from another suite in front of his door so that he'd be able to dispose of them properly after they fell all over his room and spilled their remaining contents on his carpet. I figured that would be a nice gesture. Damn fruit. I'm surprised all the cans didnt' melt there; whenever it's cold you can always be assured that standing outside Don's door will heat you up. He's so damn flaming he has his own firetruck assigned to him down at the station. I make sure I always have a bucket of water nearby or something in case he walks in the room and sets my towels on fire.
This next prank really had nothing to do with me except that my camera was used to record it. There is this guy on our floor who went to my high school, Matt or "Sprout" as he's known to everyone else around here. Sprout is in the bathroom for incredible amounts of time; on the toilet, in the shower, or standing in front of the mirror for hours on end. We think he was confused on the first day of school as to which room he lived in. I guess he figures he is a man and should have the right to live in the Mens' Room. One day a couple of the guys were actually in the bathroom planning a prank on Sprout since he's always in there. But apparently Sprout was in there even then and a few second later he came out of one of the stalls. This week we were actually able to pull one off:
Then signs were put up on all the stall doors. This sign says "D228 (Sprout's actual room number) Sprout's Throne." I'm sure he's proud to know that he has been allotted his own bathroom stall, now he'll probably never leave.
Arrows were placed on the floor all the way from Sprout's door into the bathroom; just in case he forgot how to find his way there.
Who Stole the Shower Curtains???
But the best prank so far this year, planned by yours truely and assisted by Kevin Kiley was the stealing of every possible shower curtain and ring rods in Shorts Hall. It's been a few days since, so I figure tempers have lightened enough that I can reveal this. No pictures were taken because I had to do it very quickly and Kevin was slowing me down enough as it was. Plus they would just be pictures of nothing basically. After removal all the curtains were hid in the kitchens on each floor and all the curtain rings were scattered on the floor of Suite 4A, to help make it look like it was them. I was spotted on the top girls floor leaving the bathroom with a big garbage bag full of curtain rings but apparently that was no big deal to the girl who saw me. I was wearing a pretty sexy white T-shirt that shows off my cleavage, I'm sure I looked better than most of the girls in this dorm. When I woke up in the "morning" everyone was pissed, especially Sprout, he was bitching all the way back to his room after taking a shower with a discovered curtain minus any rings to hang it up with. Signs were hung on all the bathroom doors saying "Shower Curtain Clips: Will not be replaced until Monday (I did this on Friday night) Do YOU know where they are???" I promptly stole some of these signs and put them on my door. I believe the rings/clips were finally found sometime on Sunday afternoon. If any RAs or other authority figures are reading this then please refer to the disclaimer on my Home Page, thankyou.
Soon I will be posting a page for the "Prank of the Year Contest" Sponsored by me and The Cowboy. Anyone out there can submit their pranks to me and before the semester is over a winner will be chosen. The winner will recieve a free show from Pete featuring the naked lady and Dolly Parton behind a tree. The winner will also recieve a free dinner with Kevin Kiley and a cassette recorder to remember all the dumb crap he says.
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