I know I'm not the only person to ever ponder this question:
What's the dumbest possible hairstyle known to man other than the mullet?
I've spent years searching for the answer but now I am happy to tell you that I've found it....
THE MOHAWK
What was I thinking? Can you see the fear in my eyes?
"Hmmm, I am one sexy bitch."
What is this, 1985?
Look at this hottie will 'ya? This is Davey, my punkrock suitemate.
My first day as a professional Mr. T. impersonator
Ok, so maybe this mohawk companionship thing has gone a little too far.