What better use of the screen name 'Captain Herpes' is there, than to talk to other sea men?
This first guy actually goes to JMU, or is a police officer there or something, I don't know. I just stumbled across the screen name one night while looing for someone to mess with.
Captain Herpes: hey Captain
Captain Herpes: you wanna take a voyage?
CaptMason: can i really?
Captain Herpes: sure...where do you wanna sail?
CaptMason: i dont think so
Captain Herpes: Newman Lake?
CaptMason: i dont think so
Captain Herpes: why not?
CaptMason: too late to go sailing (Shoot, it's never to late to ride these waves)
Captain Herpes: I can show you my "sailing" abilities
Captain Herpes: how bout tomorrow?
CaptMason: no i dont think so (I wish he'd stop saying that, he needs to get some more material...doesn't the D.A.R.E program make them teach little kids different ways to say no to drug dealers and crazed homosexuals?)
Captain Herpes: you can turn my rudder
CaptMason: how about u do it yourself, like normal? (Hahaha)
Captain Herpes: Mmmm...fiesty. I don't do it alone...I got the Admiral here to help
CaptMason: so talk to the admiral tonite
Captain Herpes: I can't...he's on Shore Leave
Captain Herpes: He's having buttsex with Steve Shore tonight
I think I may have rambled on a few minutes after that but he never responded back and eventually blocked me. Maybe he's friends with Steve Shore too?
The second guy was actually in the Navy I think. His screen name along makes this little 'conversation' funny even though he never responded.
ARRR9
Captain Herpes: Hey Capt'n
Captain Herpes: ARRRRR!
Captain Herpes: you there Captain?
Captain Herpes: can I shiver your timbers?
I hope you enjoyed the dead seagull background as well.