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| *People can�t handle units! People�for the most part�are incompetent! (Eunson�s Theory of �idiot lights/no ratio/nothings�) *I didn�t know Rip Van Winkle was ethnic! (Mrs. Engle on Robin�s odd character) *In 1864, bless her soul, she thought the Beatles were stupid. (Mrs. Engle sharing about the wrong thoughts of her mother) *The women were running around and screaming, like women! (Past decade facts by Mrs. Engle) *CLEAR JUMPSUITS!?! (Matt�s input on what we will wear in 20 years) *Bono should be president�because he�s always there. Bono is qualified, more than qualified. (Jess�s statement on future presidents) *One of them should be president because of their evil plot {we shhhhhhhh her} and Billy should be very afraid. (my plot being leaked out by Mrs. Engle) *Whenever me and my husband see a black guy in a horror movie, we say, �Well, his number is up�. (Mrs. Engle on entertainment) *�Does a little water weigh more than a lot of water?� (Eunson, mocking a student) *Most elements are not found �BARE NAKED� in nature. (Mr. Eunson�s �BARE NAKED� truth) *ZANE, PUT YOUR HAND DOWN! (Mrs. Engle, taking control of Zane�s absent mindness�) *No such thing as cold�no such thing as dark�there is either light or absence of light. (How to discourage a student from using nonsense words, Eunson) *If you get stranded on an island, cut down trees, strap them together, and sail to�um�safety. *Don�t use mahogany, you may think you�ll be rich when you get home, but it will sink, so will ebony, so use the last of your strength to make a raft out of something else. *Diet drinks float! Pepsi One floats! *The world is not perfectly round, in fact, one of these days, if you live long enough, it will flatten like a pancake! *And then, Christmas will be in the middle of summer again! (Eunson learning us stuff about the universe) *Smearage! (Louis on the way water is on an overhead!) *No one really understands what tubular means! (Eric on teen slang) *{whispers}YOU ARE MY HERO! *Keeping us safe from vampires? (Mr. Eunson on how I am his hero, a slayer) *No, we didn't have that for homework...i mean, i don't have that, DID WE HAVE THAT FOR HOMEWORK? (James on lost chemistry hw) *Don't forget to put up, "I'm gonna feed my dog till it explodes!". (Zane, making sure I quote Eunson correctly.) *Why was your mother-in-law on your honny moon? (A spainish student on Rose's love life.) *Cannot cope, off to Mordor. (Myself, talking to nemsis on slayers dying, while on Night Quill) *Look mom! This stuff tastes better than Night Quill...{reads label} DO NOT OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY...hey! It's still alcohol! (Me on my new medication) *No, Jessica! I was just taking wondrous trips around the school! (Me, on my response to Jessica�s question of absence) *Now this is�OH LOOK! THERE�S A PENNY!�(runs to get it)�stupid. (Michelle on doing daily timed writings on a snow day) *Michelle: Jessica! Jessica: Hello? Michelle: Did you just say hello? (My buds greeting each other) *The bell is ringing like crazy! (Myself on the wacky vocational school bell ringing one too many times on the snow day!) *This isn�t a monitor, it�s a MODO. (Jessica on what a C Drive is called) *Is this the same as the real estate company? (Jess, on the Century 21 books that first year uses) *Michelle: It�s 11:06 and a lot of things happen at 11:07, and its not changing. Jessica: What time is it? (Information Management class must not teach us this one.) *Jess: Take one down, pass it around? Mrs. Jackson is encouraging us to drink. Me: She is, I am! (Us on Mrs. J�s influence on her students) *Jess: I wish I had a lighter. {pretends to wave one in air) Michelle: I wish I had a cell phone. BEEP! (waves phone in the air) Hey, that works too! (Micelle and Jess on what they need in Information Management class) *Jess: It wasn�t really beer, it was lemonade. (Jess, explaining things about Billy Boone�s little sister) *ElevStrts: geez louise ElevStrts: who knew host websites got the common cold? VETTEANGEL7: they do! myself and jess's convo. on servers) *ElevStrts: thanks nem, as I always say... ElevStrts: I ow you my life! ElevStrts: *owe ElevStrts: yeah ElevStrts: whoohoo! (Arch on what she owes me) *Old men are just HOTT. (Mary Beth's words of wisdom...on dating?) *Nem! So THIS is what you were doing in 4th the other day! She was cracking up, guys, laughing over the screen in Ms. Bailey's class, and I was typing about the good news cafe, and I thought she was nuts. Now I get it! (Jessica, on her mass e-mail, the depressing life of Information Management...) *Grown men go into the wild to become hens... (Wow! Didn't know the Discovery Channel could be so deep...) *See Hydrogen, here, IT IS A FREAK!...Which means the universe is mostly metals! (Eunson, the joys of the periodic table) *Aaron doesn't have any, no one go to his house. (Eunson on oxygen!) *How would it be if I told you I didn't know today? (Eunson, answering Ashley about chemistry STUFF...) *If I saw myself doing things I saw him see himself doing, I'd see myself to the door. (Cory McCormick, aka-brother McCormick, being DEEP) *I'm Just sitting here staring at his butt and she won't quit telling me to stopand it's getting on my nerves. (Mary, algebra stuff, enough said) *There are no false alarms! *As Americans, we've lost it...most shouldn't be let out of the house alone, until someone comes around with a leash! *...and we line up there according to shoe size... *4th peroid is sacred...you may not learn anything, but you WILL EAT! (11/22/02, our sermon on THERE ARE NO FALSE ALARMS, given by Eunson about Fri's fire alarm) *HEATHER POTTER! (Dustin Street on Heather's scar) *It's like, complaint box, in the river! (Ashley, expaining the troubles of Joshua in Sunday School) *SHUT YOUR FACES, IT'S NOT OVER YET! (Holly Hill on us being rude during the Thanksgiving program) *"And i present this 5,000 dollar check to the principal, Dr. Rogers..." "Hey! I KNOW THAT GUY! HE STANDS IN THE HALL!" (Robin on our principal...) *What is that dog's name...Tonto? (Mrs. Bailey on "The Wizard of OZ") *Now that would be freakish, but then it was just weird. (Mrs. Engle on Marring Family members) *Drowning ALWAYS MEANS SOMETHING... (Figuring out your dreams...by Mrs. Engle) *You get a divorce for dreaming about a jungle? (Matt White on his dream about being chased in a hut, in a jungle, with no weapon) *Crazy people make the best artists. *This one goes to hell...no, yes...THIS leads to hell! *I like this one because it's drawn by an alcoholic. *He's chained to a tree, it represents being sober. (Crazy artists, lesson given by Mrs. Engle) *It's just Mr. CRAMER! He found a way and it worked! (Mrs. Jackson, getting too excited about Algebra II) *Are you gonna estinguish my fry or not?!? (Arch, wanting me to finish my duty as host on "Lunch Room, Survivor Style...) *See, I did a LOGICAL mistake! I just stopped using a NUMBER! (Jessica, on why she got her problem wrong) *You have an impact on me like Ozzy has on the drug AND music industry. I hope you like what I got for me for you for my birthday! (Dusty, on LOVE) *YOU ARE A TRAMP! (Mary Beth on Barbie�or Ken professing his love?) *The rock of vengeance. (Ashley Jones�on vocabulary words) *You have to be Catholic to be a nun� What is a nun? (Zane, half asleep, telling me what I cannot do) *It could have been the tree line, whatever that is, and it could have been the deer that ate the trees. (Eunson on Acid Rain probs) *Let�s be true enviromentalists, let�s stop the acid rain, (Aaron saying STOP BREATHING IN THE BACKROUND) let�s stop breathing! Aaron will be our leader, you go first! (Eunson, telling us how to save the tree line?) *ME: HE slept with the whole team? ASH: The guys?!?!? (Ashley Jones and myself, distinguishing the truth) *Its like aspirin, it doesn�t know where to go! If my pinkie hurts, I say �GO TO MY PINKIE�, then swallow. (Eunson on catalytic converters) *WHATT�D YOU CALL MY MONNA? (Wes on mathematicians) *REMEMBER, WHENEVER YOU DO ANYTHING AT HOME, NEVER MENTION MY NAME! (Physo Chem. Teacher, trying not to be sued�for suicide among his pupils) *That�s me! I smell me! (Holly Willis on smells that have nothing to do with the history assignment) *Did you watch Ozzy last night? He was telling the ocean to �STOOOOOOOOOP!�. (Mrs. Engle on drama) *XeroXRulz: that was misspelled purposely...but purposely isn't purposely misspelled because i really don't know how to spell it (Billy Boone, explaining why he cannot spell disappeared correctly!) *SHUT UP AND LISTEN! (Amanda Hensley, expressing loudly what to do during her segment of hardball) *Me: I�m freezing! (shivers uncontrollably) Amanda: I got an idea�think of your man�naked! (our convo on how to not freeze your butt off in Gatlinburg!) *I was getting sick of waiting�so I just grabbed one! (Steve, jokingly, on why he was getting married) *The chat room is sexy! (Jes, explaining the name of the chat room) *Non-wussies can take the cold! (Peter being manly) *Me: If someone would have heard the conversation, they would think I�m gay! Lyle and I answer in unison: NAH! (Lyle and myself on abs�and sharing one mind! ^_^) *When we kiss, I see beautiful sparks, just like the Death Star blowing up all over again. (Matt White on love) *�so, GOD told him to go whoop the devil� (Dusty, on former coaches dreams�) *I�ll draw me, and when Squidward opens the door, it won�t be me! (Sponge Bob�Jess did it!) *Well�hmm. I could always talk about Bono, Edge, Larry, and Adam. Have I ever told you that Bono�s oldest son�s full name is Elijah Bob P-something Guggi Q Hewson. Cab you imagine the initials? E.B.P.G.Q.H. Geeze. His dogs have normal names, and then he gives his son enough initials for two people. Poor kid, I love Bono, but geeze. (Arch on very, VeRy, vErY, VERY long names) *He�s not one of those old, freaky guys who want to rape you. (myself, written on a napkin by arch) *Who doesn�t want to watch depressing horse movies? (my bro Chase�on the emotions of the opposite sex) *This would be the perfect punishment in HELL. (Michelle on envelopes�) *Do you bury aliens? (myself, on the movie �Signs�) *Mrs. Jackson: (to ERIC)You were just a little bit tardy. Louis: You�re just a little bit retarded? (Mrs. J and Louis on Eric�s habits) * ��we forgot our metal helmets�they can read our minds�� Dusty: I�ll take two. (Dusty on thought protection) *Say, I was home curing cancer, or parting the red sea. (Mr. Howard on green excuses) *It�s funnier in SPANISH! (Several students on �The Scooby Doo Movie� in the Spanish, with English sub-titles) *�GET OFF MY GRILL!� Me: OH! Think hard! Scotty: Rack� (the meaning of a zombie in �The Scooby Doo Movie�) *Zane: The only phrase I knew in French was in that. Me: Go to bed with me! Zane: Yeah, but he was explaining it, never mind� (Zane on Shaggy speaking French in Spanish) *Ricky: Is that some deformed rabbit? It�s always the freakin� rabbits. Zane: Rabbits are evil. Ricky: No kiddin. (my buds on monsters�evil bunnies..yeah�) *Ricky: Midget! Scotty: Every movie has to have a midget. (�the important characters?) *Shaggy: �SO WHAT? YOU DRINK OUT OF A TOLIET!� Scooby: �So do you.� (the dog gone truth by Scooby) *Sunnydale training. (how Sarah Michelle Gellar gets her kicks�Zane knew) *I�m going to go wash my hair. (Jess, right before Algebra) *The girls, the females, in coach Bogart�s class, just the girls, need to report for pictures.� (Announcements�they never get �em right.) *I�m wearing non-matching socks again. I�ve got my pants up so I�m cold. MAN! IT LOOKS LIKE I�VE SHAVED THE BACK OF MY LEGS! (Eric Walters�) *Eric: How do you do this? Mrs. J: It�s pretty simple�(explains)�see? Eric: WHOA! I JUST HAD A HEAD CHANGE� (Eric, demonstrating on what algebra does to us) *For some reason, war needs music. (war is simple Mr. Howard) *We�ll see some flirks. If anyone sees a flirk, take a picture, we�re interested in it. (Newschannel 11) �Ahhh�GM and Miracle Grow.� (life�s simple pleasures according to Howard) *That looks like kitchens can�t talk. (Zane can�t read his own handwriting) Melissa Ford: I need to say the prayer on the bus before we eat. Mandy Hendrix: Do you know how to pray? (BPA�s problems) *Yes, I will cancel the Spanish trip to Spain in the event that the US goes to war with ANY country. (Mr. Rose on America�s current problems) *Rose: Use some common sense, GET OUT! Zane: Would they count us for skipping? (Rose�s discussing on People with guns in school, Zane�lost) *ChadGarrett2003: and when killer squirrels are tearing threw your ceiling of your room, what do you say? VETTEANGEL7: i needed a new pet. ChadGarrett2003: no no ChadGarrett2003: LUNCH TIME! ChadGarrett2003: :-D ChadGarrett2003: or... ChadGarrett2003: HEY! WHERE'S MY GEORGE FORMAN GRILL! (Chad explaining the complexity of being optimistic�) *Ricky makes fun of girl, girl gives Ricky look of death, Ricky makes girl laugh, Ricky saves himself� (Ricky on nice saves) *Zanish? That sounds like it should be some sort of culture famous for making pastries. (Pastries? Ricky thinks so...) *I ended up staking him, coming home, and look at me now...beer bad. (Myself on my recent date�) *Well, as I said, he was blabbing and all of sudden declared, "I wanna do a video!" And then he and his posse broke out in song! (Jess on the arrogance or a certain Junior.) *Jess: um.... Myself: .................................................................................... .................................................................................... ............................................................. Jess: ................................................................................................................ Myself: .....................................yes........................(light bulb explodes)................no............. Jess: ROFL That is deep! Myself: Thank you (picking up pieces of light bulb...while muttering something Michelle wouldn�t like) (Deep thoughts.) *Just smack him and say "YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME YOU WERE GAY!� and then everyone will think he's gay. (Back-up plans 101 with Jess) *All I gotta do is yell, "Look, doggie biscuits!" (Jess knows how to distract that one!) *Brooke: Can I use those? (Insane voice) I�m fond of sharp objects! Jess: Note to self, stay away from Brooke. (Scissors, self-explanatory.) *Myself: Is there such thing as �BAD DUCT TAPE�? Billy Curl: (evil look) YES. Myself: I didn�t know, I�ve never had �BAD DUCT TAPE�. Billy Curl: SEE, I USE A LOT OF DUCT TAPE, AND THERE IS SOME BAD, so there. (Spanish argument, so the new guy knows duct tape! SO WHAT?!?!?!?!) *Jackson: What do you think of when I say inverse? Eric: Outverse? (Eric on antonyms�hold on, this is algebra!) *(Standing at board teaching matrices) Since 2 + 2 are the same we can�t pay attention. (Matrices do warp your brain, right Mrs. J?) *Jacob Wheeler: Springhouses? Mr. Howard: I won�t go that deep, spring houses, out houses, the half moon, and when you went, you took the �Sears and Roebuck�, because you had no toilet paper. The Egyptians hadn�t sent it over yet. (Howard explaining toilet paper and it�s history.) *Didn�t expect me to miss Martha Stewart did ya? I re-arranged my whole towel closet! (After skipping, Zane demands an explanation from me.) *Friends, if you are running and live in Erwin, and you have two options to be safe, Memphis or Canada, Run to Canada! It is faster! (Eunsoniums��universe learning.) *They want to know if the girls shorts are up to here (points to hips), and their (points to chest) are out to (drastically pulls hands away from chest). (Eunson, on his Yankee family.) *Eunson: Go home and run into a wall! Aaron: Can you demonstrate? Eunson: I don�t have to demonstrate anything. (Eunson�s homework assignments) *I watched him for a few minutes, then I say, I�m gonna go watch Animal Planet, Pet Physic is on. (Mrs. Engle on Bush�s speech) *Brother against brother, CHRIST said love one another. (Mrs. Engle, as quoted by Zane) *-You either have a children, or you don�t have a children! -Mr. Eunson needs a raise, he are a great teacher. (AH! The wonderful sound of Chemistry) *(black accent) I�ll always take care of ya�I take care of my people. (Black impersonation done by Mrs. Engle) *Eunson: We have a name for white chunky stuff� Aaron: Cottage cheese? (And here I was thinking it was the residue in the bottom of the crucible�) *-It�s a tong, not a thong! -Where�s the mole measurer?!?!?! -And we�ll be right back�after this message� -That�s a test tube brush, everybody�s got one! (More Eunsoniums��and who said CHEM wasn�t fun?!?!) *It�s thought provoking. (Matt White on scarlet letters) *I dunno if I should use this example�SHE�LL WEAR AN H FOR HOE! (Engle on scarlet letters) *When you want to make a sentence negative, say �NO�. (And all this time I thought it was YES, Rose.) *If I was his third grade teacher, I would say �ok���yeah���alright, but that�s not the kind of joint we�re talking about�. Instead, she just cut him off. Eddie never raised his hand again. (Engle on encouraging students.) *Periodically, I get sick of my dog. She don�t know if it�s a rock or a cookie. (Dog issues, presented by Eunson) *They don�t even need NE salt on you! (Eunson, on not staying on MOLE ROAD. Hint-it involves crocodiles) *Ingenuity-The ability to be able to be like Mc Gyver. (Best way to describe it Mrs. Engle!) *�We don�t consider Fishery Park to be paradise�bugs, ducks, mud, duck poop�, how�s that sound? (Ashley Clouse on a deeper meaning of Paradise) *He said, �THE GOOD MORNING FAIRY IS HARASSING ME�! (Brought to you by the GOOD MORNING FAIRY, aka-Ashley Clouse) *Eunson isn�t here? Who died? Dear GOD! (yells at freshman) EUNSON ISN�T HERE! THERE IS A GOD! (I was being ecstatic that Eunson was going to be out of our presence for 2 whole days.) *Go on Brooke, use one of your Buffy moves and hop over the desk! (Ashley Jones on what Juan G.�s fate should be) *Were you working working, or getting high off glue? (Myself, asking Billy Curl if my help was needed..) *Me: "Fun with Eunson! It's an oxymoron!" Chris K.: Now that's DEEPNESS!" (Chris and I on a Chemistry trip) *I bet he's a homosexual! (Ashley Clouse, telling us about who the anti-christ might be in Sunday School.) *I'm not saying `pets are immortal'... *Doug: "Before you butted in, I was a happy American, with a 27 yr old dog in Super Kindergarten." *Doug: "I'm Canadian? What were you gonna tell me if I ran for president?" Doug's Dad: "We were hoping you wouldn't throw your hat in the ring..." (King Of Queens) *Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box? (My family, was used over and over at the beach) *All you jocks called me phantom of the Mopra! (YES, DEAR) * *MOM SNEEZES* Dad: "Excuse you!" (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, vacations) *There was a blonde, brunette, and a red head...She ruled the world. (Zane, on my hair color) *uetnhub: yes, ive hated gateway for years uetnhub: its owned by bill gates ya know, its all part of his master plan (Ricky is right you know...) *My first period class? If they aren't on drugs, they should be... (Howard is so brutally...honest.) *Mrs. Engle: "What do you think of this? Does this say prom?" Matt: "No, it says `Country Garden�." (Prom plans...) *We should work on our prom, and it should be sooooo tack to make all the popular girls mad. Hey! Corsage! (Puts tag of fake grapes on wrist) HERE'S YOUR FRUIT!?!? (`Not Another Ho' was a great prom theme Mrs. Engle.) *If you are late, and someone chews you out, I'LL PROTECT YOU. (Mrs. E is my hero.) *I like to get to know an equation before I simplify it. (Jess! What r u hiding from me?) *That was the most racist test I ever took! (Me, on the English Gateway) *So, the temp. is 22 degrees F, and the water is...cold. *Waves are not things, they are events, waves are up...or waves are down. *Have you seen this before? The answer is yes, you better. (Ah, the wisdom of Eunson *cough*) *This is a fork. This is a fork on crack. (Jess, on my dinnerware...) *If electromagnetism ceased, just like that, all refrigerators would rise up to heaven. (Even Eunson knows this...) *Eunson: "At home you have a picture of Uncle Fred on the refrigerator, and you don't even know Uncle Fred because he lives in Iowa. That means his son is your" Class: "COUSIN!" Eunson: "FIRST COUSIN." (Inside Chemistry joke that only Chemistry students understand.) *See, this is the good thing about Chemistry class, we don't need permission slips, and we go places like between the Earth and the Sun like this *snap*. (I sense a pattern.) *Did you know this school had a constitution? (Ashley Jones at a school assembly.) *Here are you, you are you, you are here. (Eunson on candy bars.) *Now I have to put a disclaimer on this... (Eunson now has to cover his tracks so we don't kill ourselves...) *Eunson speaks, and the drum beats. (Myself on the week of the drum beating next door.) *Who wants to go to the UV bed? We want to get naked and burn our skin. (To the class of 2005, presented by Eunson) *Mrs. Jackson just likes her because she's fresh "dumbness". (What are nemsises for?) *Friends, if you need something to do with a pencil, I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT TO DO WITH A PENCIL. (Even Eunson gets edgy before semesters...) *People talk, esp. when they aren't talking. (I found this one in my notebook, probably Jess's or Eunson's.) *Eunson here, Eunson there, Eunson EVERYWHERE. (My bro Chase...out of the mouths of babes...) *No food, NO DING! (Myself about a pig on Animal planet) *Me: (passes mom by the refreshment table)"Hey COOLIE!" Mom: "Hey mom." Steve: "Did she just call you mom?" (VBS can do strange things to people) |
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