Holy fucking shit!
Stevie Swing woke up a morning or so ago and broke into someones pants and stole himself a pair of balls. I've been teasing this guy for weeks now and besides a few one liner whispers, he hasn't really said much of anything.
So I'm thrilled to see that he finally crawled up from under his pile of three hundred page promotional videos and atleast made a ATTEMPT at defending himself.
I want everyone to give "Stevie" a round of applause, he's trying to hot box with the god, how cute. Don't you know I'm a Legend? Haha, you should be taking a picture with me.
Oh well, everyone eat popcorn and watch "stevie" miss every "swing" he takes at me. Let's check out the first statement.
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Kay Bee, I didn't really want to point anything out, but nothing aboot you screams "original," "talented," or "good."
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Well it's a good thing that the first thing you mentioned was the fact that you really didn't want to point anything out. Because, well... That's exactly what happened, you didn't point anything out at all.
I mean, thanks of course for choosing to dedicate a entire speech to me and me only.. I'm honored that you stumbled on stage and let words flow out of your mouth as you paid no attention to whether the statements even made sense. Don't worry, daddy's here to help you correct the mistakes you made.
See, I see a mistake already.
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Kay Bee, I didn't really want to point anything out, but nothing aboot you screams "original," "talented," or "good."
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First off, the words "talented" and "good" are pretty much exactly the same type of adjectives. Which leads me to think you aren't "talented" enough to take yourself away from the "You suck" insults long enough to come up with fresh and creative material.
You also said nothing about me screams original. Hmm, now THAT'S interesting.
Mr. Swing, please point out someone else in this federation.. No wait! Point out anyone in the ENTIRE e-industry that has showed up unannounced and without warning on someone elses turf and blasted the boot-leg air-wave channels with web page gems filled from top to bottom with magical paragraphs of creative literature that deserves to be melted into a gold trophy and hung somewhere beside classic ancient artifacts that used to belong to a king.
What's wrong Steven, the "imaginary" person I stole my style from is home sick?
Listen Steven. Just because a insult "sounds good," that doesn't make it true. You've unloaded half a clip into me and I haven't came close to getting hit at all. You're not even putting me in a position where I have to defend myself because you haven't made one comment that held any weight.
So far I've taken every insult you've spat at me and put them in the garbage dumpster behind Pizza Hut where Neko's mother lives and I did it with ease because you're bringing a trash talk game that's garbage.
Please tell me you hit me with something good soon..
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A "mack" is a truck. So when you pulled out a FUCKING MACK and shot me with it, you shot me with a truck. What you were looking for was an Ingram Mac .10, submachine gun weapon. I suppose you were too busy being "creative" and "not doing a character development rp" to realize how fucking stupid you were being.
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[ Shakes his head. ]
That was fucking weak Stevie. Four sentences wasted because I used a "slang" word.
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So you don't like me? You don't like my style?
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I never said I didn't like you.
I said you were a boring writer who has almost average trash talking ability and a generic group of co-stars that reminds me of a man named Pete Ebdon I used to know a long time ago. Nobody read his roleplays either..
And facts are facts, people skim a Stevie Swing roleplay and don't stop the scroll bar unless they see their name. Seriously man..
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Fine. Whatever. I'm pretty sure that if you went against me, with your promo about me going against anything I've put out in the past few months, that I'd win in 9 out of 10 feds, the tenth fed probably being whatever "awesome ooc fed" you came from that you were so unceremoniously killed out of.
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Wow, check out that last line. Big man must have picked up some anger somewhere towards the end. As for who would win in what fed, it depends on who was the judges. Are you not aware of how the game has been for the past few years? If a man puts out a six hour promotional video that isn't even going to be read by anyone including the owner, he will still beat the kid who created a entertaining funny hour or so promotional just because the one you put out was longer.
"Oh bullshit Kyle."
No, no bullshit. I want you to understand something Steven. PEOPLE DONT READ YOUR ROLEPLAYS! THE WRESTLERS DONT AND THE OWNER DONT! You're probably #1 on the rankings because you helped write a match and you're consistant on strats.
But the #1 roleplayer in the entire place?
Ha!
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I don't dance and prance around, parading my #1 status like some fucking 3ed grader, and I certainly don't give a flying fuck if you think that, for whatever reason, I'm boring.
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Are you sure you don't give a "flying" fuck?
Because the tone of voice in the sentence and the amount of cuss words involved make you seem just a "tiny" bit angry and offended. The text screams emotion.
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I've withheld comment thus far because really, you haven't said much of anything that "hurts," "offends," or sent me running to Cory, but honestly man, enough is enough.
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You've withheld your comments so far because you didn't have anything to say until a little instant message box popped up on the screen and hyped you up on e-coke. So now you show up out of no where full of rage in a ripped button-up shirt looking like the Hulk wanting to throw in your two cents to save face.
So congratulations on standing up for yourself.
Now...
Right-click the #1 ranking button on the main site and save it to your computer. Now take yourself and that might as well be a robot generic character you call a wrestler and go sit back in your fucking corner and stick with staying quiet from now on.
Because you just got smacked with a MACK for coming at me with some weak shit. I know eight year olds wrestling as Triple H doing in-ring promos that could out stunt you.
Just ease back and return to being silent before you hurt yourself.
Allow me to explain myself.
