A week ago when I first ambushed SIN Wrestling without permission or even asking, I dropped a small jewel titled The Champ Is Here that went platinum in views before the day was over. Then, I got online and witnessed six pages worth of posts dedicated towards me from a group of people who don't give a shit about me.

Wait a minute though, I'm confused. Why is a "nobody" as they call me given six pages of attention and five hundred views in one day if he doesn't mean anything to anyone? If common sense serves me correct I would have been ignored instead of banned for bruising egos and making fun of the fed heads obsession with smiley faces.

As for the "You use OOC in RPs, so you suck" insult that so far is the ONLY material you non-trash talking smokin cocks like newports "writers" can come up with to insult me isn't getting you no where. I'm bullet proof when it comes to this weak attack on my characters style because I am the one who created his style.

I'm not a SIN wrestler.

I didn't show up on ETERNITY and interrupt a match between two grown men fighting over a imaginary female pic base and the right to have their name beside a "Champion" label on a web page.

I showed up and rocked the fucking board with my "The Champ Is Here" promo and the sentence "Royalty has entered the OOC Board" was one of the first statements that came out of my mouth.

Kay Bee is a OOC character, so what? I hop and skip over that imaginary line that seperates "IC" and "OOC" and you sensitive children damn near push yourselves into insane rage mode.

But let's be real before we start.

I'm not a bad e-wrestler because I have no talent and I use OOC, that's a excuse. I'm a bad e-wrestler because you people couldn't handle someone showing up with a cocky attitude and a cup full of REALITY?! that I poured out all over the entire roster the moment I showed up. So you don't call me a bad roleplayer, because I just pimped this entire fucking roleplay from top to bottom with grade a trash talk and a story that's more interesting then anything put on them boards in month.

Now please excuse me as I continue to make the #1 ranked superstar look like a chump some more.

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"Out of Character Roleplay?" Fantastic. Problem is, all you're doing is rambling. What's so original about having your character talk for 83 paragraphs about the same shit?

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Please tell me that statement looks ignorant to you also.

That entire paragraph has more errors then a CorE 123 IM Conversation box has emoticon smiley faces.

I have never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever... released a piece of work that had anywhere close to 83, 43, or even 25 paragraphs. You my friend are the guy who's taking a huge chunk out of the internets bandwidth with that Pete Ebdon "It's a good RP if it's real long" 1997 style that you wear under your SIN Story Teller Fraternity jacket.

Not only is the number of paragraphs you say I use exagerrated to the max, you even thought you could get by with saying that everything I produce is the exact same. [ Shakes head. ] There you go saying things cause they sound "good."

That doesn't fly with me son, I'm not one of the wrestlers listed under you in the rankings. I have REAL talent with these words and this little game called smack talk.

At the end of that qoute you ask me what's so original about me. It's my swag man, I walk like a all-star. For real, peep the hat yo, check out how I wear it. You really want to know what makes me so special?

[ cracks knuckles ]

I can bury SIN verbally in three paragraphs, just watch the boy shine.

Kyle Broadway. As I said before, I'm the Ambassador of murdering both teenage i-net nerds who get picked on in school and unpopular dorm room students who sit behind their computers on a Friday night because they aren't cool enough to get into the frat party. The word "Social Life" doesn't exist for these people.

So they spend their night dedicated to speed typing and racing to see who can get that best KB joke in first even though they constantly tell me that I'm not important. Nobody stops to wonder why these people are sitting behind their computers anxiously waiting for my "non-important" self to post.

Well hello ladies.

Everyone say thanks to your smiley face fed head, because I got even more people to poke fun at now. Thanks to the amount of female cunts that corE 324 recruited by the dozen in order to fulfill his desperate need of female attention.....

I now get to make fun of females that create imaginary sex symbol characters with pic bases of hot celebrities in order to have their self-esteem raised by a population of e-wrestling men that haven't seen a real life naked women since I've seen Santa Clause.

P.S. I've never seen Santa Clause in my life.

O yes Devard Orange, they mad cause i'm stylin on them!

There you go Steven, can you do what I just did?

You can hate all you want, but my talent is pure and raw at the same time. I'm original enough to be able to reach into any promotional video I ever made and pull out a paragraph or two of words that will cause you to hear more "OOOOOOOOO's" then when B-Rabbit battled Likity.

Can you people do that? You're so fuckin fuckin ill when it comes to this shit, right? Show me some qoute of the moments that can match my magical ability with words then we can discuss talent.

Huh Teddy Burr Avaatttaarrrrr? My ears are open?

What about you Keko? Show me something hot you wrote this week.

I'd say something to Stevie Swing, but he's probably already half-way dead from the bottle of vicodin he swallowed while I was shot-gunning his career to death by exposing him to the world.

You just don't understand.

The disrespect I receive in this company is insane, Kay Bee is the founder of the seizure laugh. People around the world go keyboard text letter crazy to express uncontrollable laughter over the internet.

( Seizure Laugh: kjjaklfjda;fjds;afjdadsjfa;jajfdf )

I know you guys are skilled when it comes to describing the emotional heartbreak that -insert character- is having as his favorite dog runs away past a very well described tree, but fuck... This game was built for entertainment.

I made the name Kay Bee famous for many years and I did it my way. I opened the doors to AiM conversations in promotionals. If it wasn't for Kay Bee, Shawn Jackson never would have made it past the Overdrive Championship title I created.

You just don't see it, me and this game go back like car seats and I'm being forced to watch a group of college students majoring in english share love stories with each other.

I was pimpin characters when Gravestone was FWF World Champion and Brock Williams had just started to become funny. Kyle Broadway, one way or another, is a Legend in this wrestling thing.

You SIN wrestlers.. You people are just living in the ruins of what once was a great thing to be apart of.