It was a moonlit night in old Mexico
I walked alone between some old adobe haciendas
Suddenly, I heard the plaintive cry of a young Mexican girl:
You better come home, Speedy Gonzales, away from tannery row
Stop all of your drinking with that floozie named Flo
Come on home to your adobe, and slap some mud on the wall
The roof is leaking like a strainer, there's loads of roaches in the hall (la la la la).
Speedy Gonzales (Speedy Gonzales), why don't you come home?
Speedy Gonzales (Speedy Gonzales), how come you leave me all alone?
Hey Rosita, I have to go shopping downtown for my mother
She needs some tortillas and chili peppers!
Your dog is gonna have a puppy, and we're running out of coke
No enchiladas in the ice-box, and the television's broke
I saw some lipstick on your sweatshirt, I smelled some perfume in your ear
Well if you're gonna keep on messing, don't bring your business back a-here (la la la la).
Hey Rosita, come quick
Down at the cantina they're giving green stamps with tequila!