There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear.
He could preach the Bible like a preacher,
full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
women would desire.
Ra- Ra- Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra- Ra- Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on.
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze.
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer,
though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
who would heal her son.
(parlando:)
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger for power
became known to more and more people
The demands to do something about this outrageous man
became louder and louder.
"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms.
Then one night some men of higher standing,
set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us" they kept demanding,
and he really came.
Ra- Ra- Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra- Ra- Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said "I feel fine!"
Ra- Ra- Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra- Ra- Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead.
(parlando:)
Oh, those Russians...