This has got to be the saddest day of your life
We brought you here today for a bit of bad news
They won't be able to cheer you anymore,
because of the drug restrictions, and the lies you have
Those you've beaten here today
And now we know why you're better
We just wanna test you one more time
So just turn and fill this jar, and then turn back,
so we can remember you just like this
Just go piss and say goodbye (to your medals)!
I had to pee, true here you say
The drug tests positive today
Yeah, you caught me, now I'm through
This is something I hate to do.
Is a steroid oh so wrong?
Now I know yeah, yeah it's wrong
Hey, darling, I'll deny
I've just pissed and said goodbye.
Many months will pass me by
I'll race horses, cars and bikes
I got caught and so will you
I just thought it was the thing to do.
Couldn't hurt me, doctors lie
The IOC can give me another try
Understand me, but oh why why why why why why
I'll just piss and say goodbye!