This has got to be the saddest day of my life
I wrote this tune to give a bit of bad news
I won't be able to write about you anymore,
because of the gender issues and the disguise you have
I've been writing here every day,
and since this is your last song forever
I wanna scold you just one more time
When you hit "next page" please don't look back
I want to remember you just like this
Hey kids, Pips and Mer, goodbye!
I had to write this song today
There's just so many things to say
Know I'm feeling like Florio
But there's so much more I need to know.
We've been writing and it's wrong
I have the feeling it's gone too long
Please Pippin, are you a guy?
It's Pips and Mer, goodbye.
Many months have passed us by
Just what are you? Are you a guy?
I 'm surprised, and Billy too
I just think this is the thing to do.
|: It's gonna hurt me, I can't lie
What else to write about? [Oh, but/Never] never a guy
We're the same betwen the thighs thighs thighs thighs thighs
It's Pips and Mer, say goodbye! :|
Maybe you'll find and con some other guy
Hey Pips and Mer, goodbye
Phony ladies, please don't cry
Understand me, won't you try
It's Pips and Merry, goodbye!