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Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
And I need a job, so I want to be a |: paperback writer:|
It's a dirty story of a dirty man
And his clinging wife doesn't understand
Their son is working for the Daily Mail
It's a steady job but he wants to be a |: paperback writer:|
|: Paperback writer :|
It's a thousand pages, give or take a few
I'll be writing more in a week or two
I can make it longer if you like the style
I can change it 'round and I want to be a |: paperback writer:|
If you really like it you can have the rights
It could make a million for you overnight
If you must return it, you can send it here
But I need a break and I want to be a |: paperback writer :|
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