I want to tell you, I might as well do
about a girl I met back in May
Her name is Rita, and you should see her
when she goes ooh-wakka-doo-wakka-day
She's got a brother like any other
who got his nose caught inside a gate
And when they freed him, it so relieved him
he just went ooh-wakka-doo-wakka-day
You wouldn't think to look at me that I was strong
But underneath it all I really am
And just prove it why only the other day
I picked a needle up with one hand
Now up in Bradford a chap named Redford,
while taking part in a local play
was intercepted and then suspected
of going ooh-wakka-doo-wakka day-ay-ay-ay
Who's that lady I saw you with?
It was not your wife
It looked to me suspiciously
like someone I had had never seen before in my life
Doo doo doo..
It's not surprising when you come to think of it
Just what it is that makes people swear
You only have to sing about a bleeping thing
And there'll be bleeping every bleeping where.
Now if you love me, you're not above me
And if you don't, well, what can I say?
Except we'll see when you come to tea, then
you can go ooh-wakka-doo-wakka, ooh-wakka-doo-wakka
ooh, wakka-doo, wakka-day-ay-ay-ay-ay!