Jan Hayes

On a bender

Vodka bender, whiskey neat
Tequilla's in a row
Lager by the jug's a treat
I'm a drunk you know

On a bender, then Vindaloo
Brain cells now all killed
Four more lagers to get through
Drinking 'til I'm ill

Bacardi breezer, brandy strong
Think I've pulled a tart
She didn't stay for very long
I couldn't help that fart!

On a bender, drinking beer
I've had eight or nine
Must admit I'm feeling queer
And still they ain't called time

(I'm paralyric - you are too
A piss-head - this I know
I've been drinking all night through
Nowhere else to go)

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