I remember to this day, in the back of my Chevrolet,
how we ***** till we tired, after the football game
And then I met your twin named Sue, don't cha know I took up with her, too
Oh, how I wish we were three in a bed again!
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Me and you and your twin named Sue,
snuggling and having lots of fun
Me and you and your twin named Sue
How I loved being a threesome!
I can still recall the Darktown Strutter's Ball
On that evening we got caught in a tangle of limbs
We were simply oozing mirth, experimenting for all we were worth
Another memory - we three being bad again.
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I'll never forget our prom, your sis she went with Nerdy Tom
But I was so witty I soon detached her from his side
Though I only asked her for a dance I swiftly got into her pants
And then you decided to come along too for the ride.
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