The little plumper boy

Come they told me: Please, plumber boy, come
Our toilet's leaking, see, needs, plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb
All plumbing tools I bring, not only just some
Their toilet is leaking, needs plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb
Plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb

Clogged clear to the rim with scum, scum, scum, scum, maximum

Fetch my plunger out from, from, from, from
the plumbing van I drive while chewing my gum
No use, it needs snaking, my fingers are numb
That too, is not working, ho, hum, hum, hum, hum
Hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum

Poke and prod it, unclogged, will not come
It's liquid plumber time about to succumb
Amazed, it worked, the grime and sewage have swum
I spent half hour's time, that's ninety bucks, chum
Please pay that sum, going for rum... tuckered out, plumb...

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