(parlando:) Is he really going out with her? - I don't know. Look, here he comes now. Let's ask him! Hey, Murray, is it true Betty's wearing your ring? - Hm hm. Who's that banging on the piano? - I don't know. You're going out with her tonight? - You bet your fur. By the way, where did you meet her? I met her one day at the Laundromat. She turned around and smiled at me, you get the picture? - Yes, we see. And that's when I fell in love with the leader of the Laundromat. My folks were always putting her down, because her laundry came back brown I don't care if they think she's bad I fell in love 'cause she looked so sad I got a date tonight with the leader of the laundromat (dang it)! My dad said: Find a laundry that's new! How can I tell my baby we're through? Gotta drive right into town I don't care if my shirts are brown I got a date tonight with the leader of the Laundromat (dang it)! (parlando:) When I finally got there, I told her it was all over between us. I'll never forget the hurt and the funny look in her eye. She grabbed my laundry and ran into the street, directly into the path of a runaway garbage truck. I yelled: |: |: Watch out! :| :| (dang it)! I felt so messy standing there My daddy's shorts were everywhere Tenderly I kissed her good-bye, picked up my clothes, they were finally dry But I won't forget your love, oh leader of the Laundromat! (parlando:) Who's that banging on the piano? - I don't know.