Restrooms too far between
If
ya' know, just what I mean..
Change diapers every
stop
They all gotta' have soda pop
Vacation travel
woes,
It's gettin' tougher as it goes,
No picnic..not by
no means!
Oh Lord! Kids On The Road!
Mom, Tommy's in
my seat!
We're starvin'..when do we eat?
Don't yell, let
Daddy drive..
Gotta' make St. Jo. by five
Our gas gauge
is runnin' low..
That car ahead's too slow!
Ain't a
picnic..not by no means!
Oh Lord! Kids On The
Road!
Makes ya' wanna just turn around,
And head for
a bar...
Find a hitch hiker,
And give him your car!
I
know, we said it last year,
But this time it's
so..
Stayin' home for next year,
We ain't gonna' go!
Oh,did that say Highway ten?
I b'lieve we're lost
again..
Directions he won't ask,
That's gotta' be my
task..
Now, Baby's needin' a change,
Park here, it's
open range..
Not a picnic, by any means!
Oh Lord! Kids
On The Road!