I love coffee, I love tea
I love the Java jive, and it loves me
Coffee and [*the] tea and the Java and me,
a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup!
I love Java, sweet and hot
Whoops, Mr. Moto, I'm a coffee pot
Shoot me the pot and I'll pour me a shot,
[a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup/
*a shot, a shot, a shot]!
Oh, slip me a slug from [the wonderful/*any old] mug
And I'll cut a rug till I'm snug in a jug
[A slice of onion and a raw one, draw one/
*Drop a nickel in the pot, Joe, a-taking 'em slow]
Waiter, waiter, percolator.
Oh, Boston bean, soy bean,
Green bean, cabbage bean
I'm not keen on any bean,
unless it is a cheery coffee bean.
da capo al fine*