Kristof Robertson

It's sow or heifer

Heifer

(Chorus:)
It's sow or heifer, I cannot choose
One lover snuffles, the other moos
Please stand still, and I'll be brief
I'm making bacon, relief in beef!

When I first saw you I began to shudder
My heart was captured by your fine udder
You're wondring why I'm spending so much sty-time
Seems that I am getting some ham...at last!

Chorus

You are damn pretty, your hide is so silken
You've got real big eyes not just for milking
But Babe excites me, curly tail ignites me
Can't see no harm, menage farm for three!

Chorus

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