(Chorus:) Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way I can't wait to look in the mirror 'cause I get better looking each day To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, but I'm doing the best that I can. I used to have a girlfriend but I guess she just couldn't compete with all these love starved women who keep clamoring at my feet Well I probably could find me another but I guess they're all in awe of me Who cares, I never get lonesome 'cause I treasure my own company. Chorus I guess you could say I'm a loner, a cowboy all locked up and proud Well I could have lots of friends if I wanted, but then I wouldn't stand out in a crowd Some folks say that I'm egotistical* hell, I don't even know what that means I guess it has something to do with the way that I fill out my skin tight blue jeans. Chorus
*kein Schreibfehler meinerseits, sondern bewußt falsche Aussprache, um zu demonstrieren, daß der Sänger garnicht weiß, was das ist ;-)