(Chorus:)
|: Onions, onions, ah ah ah :|
Root toot toot, doot do do do :|
I don't like snails or toads or frogs,
or strange things living under logs
But, hmm, I love onions.
I don't like dance with Crazy Ted
He's always jumping on my head
But, hmm, I love onions.
Chorus (bis)
I don't like rain or snow or hail,
or Moby Dick, the great white whale
But, hmm, I love onions.
I don't like shoes that pinch your toes,
or people who squirt you with a garden hose
But, hmm, I love onions.
Chorus (bis)
(parlando:)
An onion is a tuberous vegetable,
and is a member of the genus "stinkus delicioso"
It was highly prized by the ancient Egyptian pharaohs,
and their friends and cousins
It causes watering of the eyes and rubifaction of the skin
But it is very, very tasty (how very, very good)!