If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So for my personal point of view
Get another girl to marry you.
Pretty woman with the pretty face
Tracks attention in every place
When she walks she makes the men all moon
Pretty soon, pretty soon you're alone.
Course a big fat woman keeps you warm at home
Lots of meat shaking on the bone.
When she throws the big leg on you
All night long makes a dream come true.
Course a fancy woman got a fancy taste
She spends all the day fixing up her face.
Why she got to use so much of powder and paste
When she kisses you it's a funny taste.