I tried it on a sub, down in old Soho,
when
it came with chips, and the cheese it was called
gorgonzola
for short it's called zola
a buck fifty
three, so I took a quick chance
I asked what it was,
in a gutteral voice "gorgonzola"
in short it's just
"zola"
gor gor gor gorgonzola
well I'm not the
world's most appreciative man,
but when I bit inside
it really made me smile,
gorgonzola
gor gor gor
gorgonzola
well I drank that coke, and ate the
chips,
wondered when it would widen my hips
I have
fat legs, I shouldnt eat no cheese,
and now my
thighs hang down to my knees
well I'm not dumb but I
can't understand why I like this stuff,
and chedder's
bland gorgonzola
I pushed it away, I walked to
the door,
I couldnt eat no more. I loved that
cheese
well I asked for more, and I got it for
free
well I left my apartment just an hour
before
and I wanted cheese, then I wanted some more,
I put some relish and stuff on a bun
and said
it's to go kid, cause I gotta run
sometimes if I
have time, I'll have it to stay,
and I always pay for
just a little more gorgonzola
gor gor gor
gorgonzola
well I tried a sub that I hadnt
before
it was only a quarter of a dollar for
more
when the sub guy said that he had swiss
cheese
I begged and begged oh man pretty
please,
now I'm not the worlds most mannerly
guy
but with ham, I am and I take it with spam
gorgonzola
gor gor gor
gorgonzola