Late at night, you're hungry, you're craving some pizza
Let me be the one that you call
Olive or anchovy, perhaps pepperoni
Anything you want, we've got it all.
Near, far, I'll jump in my car
You just call in your order and I'm gone
You know, we hand toss our dough
Just tell me what you want,
and the toppings will go on and on.
Deep dish, whatever you wish,
even get two for one with a coupon
You must try our special crust
But just don't eat too fast
or your heartburn will go on and on