(Chorus:) Everybody wants to go to Heaven, but nobody wants to die (3x) Everybody wants to go to Heaven, but nobody wants to die Nobody, nobody, nobody wants to die. I'd like to be an angel and live up in Paradise, where everybody's happy and the weather's always nice I'd like to make the trip, it's true, but one thing isn't faira I hear that they're not selling any roundtrip tickets there. Chorus I dreamed I went to Heaven and there was nobody there I couldn't see a single soul, the golden (...?) I saw St. Peter at the gate, a tear was in his eye I asked him what was wrong, and he said, here's the reason why: Chorus My uncle who's a miser and a money punching crank is dying of starvation with a fortune in the bank His docter said he'll soon be dead, my uncle said, oh no! If I can't take my money with me, I refuse to go. Chorus No, nobody, nobody, nobody wants to die!