England swings like a pendulum do
Bobbies on bicycles, two by two
Westminster Abbey, the tower of Big Ben
The rosy red cheeks of the little children.
Now if you huff and puff and you fina'lly save enough
money up to take your family on a trip across the sea,
take a tip before you take your trip, let me tell you where to go:
Go to Engeland - oh!
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trying to mock the way they talk fun, but all in vain,
gaping at the dapper men with derby hats and canes.
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