Weird Al Yankovic

Cat in the kettle (Video)

Did you ever think when you eat Chinese
It ain't pork or chicken, but a fat Siamese
Yet the food tastes great, so you don't complain
But that's not chicken in my chicken chow mien
Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork
But Garfield's on my fork
He's purring here on my fork. 

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon,
the place that I eat every day at noon
They can feed you cat, and you'll never know
what they're wrapping up in dough, boys
They fry it real crisp in dough.

Chou Lin asked if I wanted more
as he was dialing up his buddy at the old pet store
I said: Not today, I lost my appetite
There's two cats in my belly, and they want to fight
I was sucking on a rolais and a tums or two
when I swear I heard it mew, boys
And that is when I knew:

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eating there at noon
They say that it's beef or fish or pork
But it's purring there on my fork
There's a hairball on my fork.

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