All the land's been bought by some folks from LA
Condos going on each and every day
I wish they'd all go home,
to back to from where they came.
Californians leavin' would really make my day!
They don't know how to drive, especially in the rain
Well, I flipped this guy the bird, just the other day
You know he pulled up by my side,
and aimed his gun my way.
Californians leavin' would really made my day!
All they say is "dude", they think that sushi's okay
You know that Emmett Watson's right
We should send them away, make them go away
Oregon is nice, now there's place they could stay.
Californians leavin' would really make my day!