Weird Al Yankovic

Another one rides the bus

Riding in a bus down the boulevard
And the place was pretty packed
Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand
with the perverts in the back.

It was smelling like a locker room
There was junk all over the floor
We're already packed in like sardines
But we're stopping to pick up more -- look out!

|: Another one rides the bus-ah :|
And another comes on, and another comes on
Another one rides the bus-ah
Hey! He's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus.

There's a suitcase poking me in the ribs
There's an elbow in my ear
There's a smelly old bum standing next to me,
hasn't showered in a year.

Well, I think I'm missing a contact lens
I think my wallet's gone
And I think this bus is stopping again
to let a couple more freaks get on -- look out!


|: |: Another one rides the bus -- hey :| :|

The window doesn't open, and the fan is broke
And my face is turning blue
I haven't been in a crowd like this
since I went to see The Who.

Well, I should'a got off a couple miles ago
But I couldn't get to the door
There isn't any room for me to breathe
Now we're gonna pick up more -- yeah!


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