Hello, all literate, non-Despie RPers! Congratulations on making it this far through our Despie Guide. I hope that we haven't scared you/traumatized you for life/lowered your IQ to a large extent. This is the chapter that makes all of your hard work pay off. We're going to teach you how to torment Despies!
The first thing you've gotta know about torturing despies is this: You MUST lower yourself to their standards. It's no fun if you're acting literate. Create a character that is perfect, tortured, and most importantly, DESPERATE. If you've already got a character you want to use, then just alter him/her until they are a desperate character. Once you've done that, go find an RP that's chock full of despies. Then, continue in the following fashion.
1. Blend in. Get into the conversation, explain your character's terrible past, even try to get a boyfriend if you wish.
2. Start showing off, powerplaying, and so forth.
3. As you RP, make your character seem a little more ridiculously desperate and idiotic with each new post.
4. Finally, end with a big bang! - Do something outrageous (i.e. shoot another character and powerplay them dying, change genders, start a harem, break everyone's legs just by shouting at them, etc etc etd ete etf.)
5. Announce who you are, tell everyone you were RPing with that you were screwing with their heads, then diss them for being despies and leave. (Also, slip some of the more literate ones this link. Maybe we can save them. :D)
If you're having trouble getting into their minds/there are too many despies for you to screw with, then invite a friend to join the fun!! Despie smooshing is a very pleasant, enjoyable pastime, and should be shared whenever possible.
The day before Chrissy and I began writing this, I (Tara) entered a wolf RP on Neopets.com, to go a-huntin� despies. I�d like to give you a short description of what happened, as an example as to how trash a Despie RP.
As Chrissy and I were looking for a despie RP to crush, we found the wolf RP mentioned above, and after reading the first few posts I knew it would be a perfect way to hone my despie-killing skills. I created a character named Kronos � a god wolf, black in color, with one angelic wing and one demonic wing. He fit in perfectly with the group of wolves that were in the RP, because each one had some sort of amazing power, like the ability to move rocks or make the earth shake. Then, I made Kronos act like an alpha wolf, and the other alphas started trying to hit him, to make him back down. Kronos deflected the attacks, laughing the whole time. They kept attacking, and he kept deflecting their attacks, until he got fed up and shoved them all backwards, just by speaking. Note the enormous amount of Godmoding I had already introduced to this RP. Then, to shake things up a bit, I had Kronos change genders, and split into two halves, �cloning� his/herself. The despies began complaining that I was being unfair, and wanted me to leave, so I did. But not until I had made Kronos ask two of the other wolves to be in his demonic harem of the Gods. Awesome, right? The confusion that I left behind was enough to make my heart swell with pride� and my ego, as well. XD
