Many of these are stereotypes. If you are a despie, and not all of these descriptions fit you, well whoop-de-friggin-do, you can just stop reading if you want.
10. They have the mental capacity of a rat on pot
9. They can't spell, and butcher most simple sentences
8. They change mates/partners with every new RP. Friggin sluts. . .
7. They're horny schoolkids that are usually too shy to read erotica like the rest of us, or deal with their lustful urges on their own
6. They tick your characters off, and then refuse to be hurt or embarrassed when you try to make them back down
5. They refuse to admit that they�re despies
4. They traumatize your characters for life by hitting on them, or destroying them with ridiculous "magical powers"
3. They travel in groups, so you usually have to deal with a whole BOARD full instead of just one.
2. They get defensive and insult you if you try and give them a taste of their own medicine.
1. They�re THAT DESPERATE! xP
