Another exciting VGWA show was held in Ypsilanti, MI last week. As usual, the action was fast and furious, and will have ramifications for months to come. Let's get on with the action, shall we?
1) Alastaire Marvel won a 12-man battle royal, last eliminating "Kentucky" Jon Derby!
2) Carl Stonewall brought his old buddy 3D back to the ring to take on "Kingpin" Billy LaLonde and the Manimal in a very special Legends tag match. The match was intense, and LaLonde got the pin on 3D!
After the match, 3D vowed revenge on the Kingpin. He said "I didn't come back to this ring to be humiliated!" He also vowed revenge on Carl Stonewall, for insisting that the two team up.
3) Globally Recognized Champion Hunter Vargas defended his title against T.J. Powers, who recently returned from a very successful tour of Japan. The match was back-and-forth, but after some timely interference from Terry Menard (who struck Powers with a sock full of quarters), Vargas scored the pinfall and retained his title once again! time-8:45
4) "Rookie Sensation" Terry Menard defeated Monte Altazzar in a match-of-the-year candidate! time-7:45
5) "The Iron Baron" Gustaf Von Klaus defeated Ripper Murdoch in a cage match.
6) Undisputed Hungarian Commonwealth People's Heavyweight Champion of the World "Polish Prince" Chad Derdowski defended his title against the man Carl Stonewall referred to as "the future of video game wrestling", the Scissorwolf!
Scissorwolf dominated the match, and fulfilled his destiny in 2min, 28sec to become the new Undisputed Hungarian Commonwealth People's Heavyweight Champion of the World! Congratulations to the Scissorwolf! After the match, the locker room emptied out into the ring, and hoisted 'Wolf up on their shoulders, as confetti fell from the ceiling.
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Post-Match Commentary.
- Rumor has it that the top managers of the VGWA are making bids to aquire the services of Alastaire Marvel after his amazing battle royal victory!
- Who really is the greatest legend of all time? The VGWA Board of Directors has sanctioned a three-way-dance between 3D, Carl Stonewall and "Kingpin" Billy LaLonde... all that it'll take is three signatures.
- T.J. Powers has made two requests of the VGWA Board of Directors. (1) a rematch against Hunter Vargas, this time in a steel cage, so no one can interfere. (2) a no-holds-barred match against Terry Menard, so he can get some revenge!
- Speaking of Terry Menard: his victory over Monte Altazzar puts him high on the list of contenders to Scissorwolf's Hungarian Title, a prize Menard has been eager to reclaim since he lost it back in August.
