| Your MAMA Jokez! |
| Your MAMA SO FAT: Your mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains." Your mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. Your mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her. Your mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it! Your mama's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg. Your mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them. Your mama's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy. Your mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating. Your mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it. Your mama's so fat, she could go a week without eating and still not lose weight. Your mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time. Your mama's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American. Your mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the lightbulb. Your mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test! Your mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes. Your mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang. Your mama's so fat, she wears an asteroid belt. Your mama's so fat, she has her own area code. Your mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud. Your mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party. Your mama's so fat, when I was done I rolled over, over again, and I was still on top of the bitch. Your mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion. Your mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance! Your mama's so fat, she went to Sizzler and got a group discount. Your mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind. Your mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone. Your mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill. Your mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense. Your mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn." Your mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs. Your mama's so fat, Yoururur daddy had to roll her in flower and look for the wet spot. Your mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out. Your mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck. |
| Your MAMA SO OLD: Your mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp. Your mama's so old, she drove a chariot to high school. Your mama's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license. Your mama's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur. Your mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment. Your mama's so old, she has all the apostles in her black book. Your mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her. Your mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories. Your mama's so old, her memory is in black and white. Your mama's so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket. Your mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoururda. Your mama's so old, she baby-sat for Jesus. Your mama's so old, her social security number is 1. Your mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired. Your mama's so old, she ran track with dinosaurs. Your mama's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook. Your mama's so old, she was a waitress at the last supper. Your mama's so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Your mama's so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block. Your mama's so old, she owes Jesus a nickel. Your mama's so old, she owes Moses a quarter. Your mama's so old, she's got Jesus' beeper number. Your mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class. |
| Your MAMA SO STUPID: Your momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes! Your momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends! Your momma so stupid she told everYourne that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read! Your momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind! Your momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl Your momma so stupid Youru have to dig for her IQ! Your momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Your momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Your momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Your momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! Your momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! Your momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! Your momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. Your momma so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. Your momma so stupid she asked Youru "What is the number for 911" Your momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Your momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." Your momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. Your momma so stupid she stole free bread. Your momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. Your momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. Your momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. Your momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. Your momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. Your momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too." Your momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. Your momma so stupid when Youru stand next to her Youru hear the ocean! Your momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! Your momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! Your momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. Your momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. Your momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. Your momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. Your momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. Your momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. Your momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics." Your momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating Your house. Your momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. Your momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday. Your momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course Your momma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book Your momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch. Your momma so stupid she thought the Nazis were saying "Hi! Hitler" Your momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus Your momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg! Your momma so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper! Your momma so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home. Your momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "guess" so she said levi's |
| Your MAMA: Your momma like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay! Your momma like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up! Your momma like the pillbury doughboy - everYourne gets a poke! Your momma like a doorknob - everYourne gets a turn! Your momma like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on! Your momma like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride! Your momma like a golf course, everYourne GETS a hole in one! Your momma like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country! Your momma like a tomato source bottle, everYourne gets a squeeze out of her! Your momma like a shotgun: one cock and she blows! Your momma like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw! Your momma like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing! Your momma like a refridgerator: everYourne likes to put their meat in her! Your momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package! Your momma like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded. Your momma like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter. Your momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long. Your momma like a ToYourta: "Oh what a feelin'!" Your momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!" Your momma like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow. Your momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap! Your momma like a vaccuum cleaner.....a real good suck. Your momma like a potatoe chip seller on 42nd street, "LAYS! LAYS!..." Your momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size! |