This_Bob_and_Baby

Hello from Bob and Baby
This is our site! We have Archive Page now! Baby also add things to do if get bored on our site! Bob is never bored! Too many fun things to do! Baby is boring! Baby spend whole day read big book with no nice pictures!

More ASK BOB AND BABY QUESTIONS!!!

Q: How old are you?
A: Bob three! Baby is 15 months old but very old soul.

Q: What is your favorite TV show?
A: Baby adores The History Channel's Modern Marvels. Bob likes watch Food Network except for Hairy Man and Drunk Lady.

Q: What is your favorite book?
A: Baby says ART OF WAR! Baby also likes Tom Clancy. Bob favorite book is CAKE BIBLE by a lady who is funny.

Q: Who is this Barbie you keep talking about?
A: Barbie is our Nanny. She take care of Bob and Baby when Mommy and Daddy go to work. Barbie has little red car and takes lots of special grownup medicine everyday!

Q: What is a cracklebox?
A; Is an evil thing that makes bad noises. Daddy says is best toy EVER! We try to hide bad thing from Daddy but he always find it!

Ask us more Questions! We answer!!!

We Go to Library by Bob

Mommy take us to library. All library ladies know Mommy. We like library. Is big cow paint all funny inside! Is wood house play in! Lady give books! Lady talk to Mommy! Baby want Grownup Books! We take elevator up and Baby have Man upstairs help find book! Man say Baby very little read Art of War. Mommy say Baby advanced reader. I get book with puppy and book all about cake!!! So many pretty pictures. We each have bag of book. Mommy almost fall down when pick up Baby Book Bag. I like library!

Baby's Corner

Since am not old enough to go to Villian School (curse Villian School say need to be 18 or older! Baby is advanced! Baby would be superior Villian! Baby have already planned layout of Secret Villian Base complete with DADDY JAIL!), have decided to fill my time wisely. Have become District Attorney of House. When people (coughcoughDADDYcough cough) commit crime, I take to trial. Bob is also using his time wisely, he is Officer Bob and arrests criminals, especially late at night! Bob always makes arrest quota. I go to court and always win against Public Defender Barbie. Public Defender Barbie is always drunk! Easy to win if give Public Defender Barbie boost into liquor cabinet before court! Judge Little Purple Dragon is harsh but fair. When take DADDY to trial for crimes against humanity, Judge Little Purple Dragon gave death sentence (commutted to life without parole because some Public Defender stated District Attorney biased against her client). People who run over DESERVE harshest punishment available by law!

THINGS THAT NEED TO GO AWAY NOW!!!

-GIGGLING ELMO AND COOKIE MONSTER DOLLS..saw at grocery store and scared
-DRUNK LADY on TV-not nice to bad things to yummy cake!
-SANTA CLAUS at Mall! not want to sit on lap! Santa need to brush teeth! And Santa not bring Easy Bake Oven and Mini Gun last year!