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| Baby's Corner by BABY I have many pennies in Pooh Bear bank. Need to save all my pennies for a my very own Volcano Island with underground lair. When I have enough pennies, will go for ride in the car with Mommy and get nice CD with lots of intersest. Then once have many CDs and am grownup will buy island. Bob will be chef and will have chocolate cake everday ! And Daddy will live in special Daddy cage and NEVER RUN OVER AGAIN............ |
| 10 Funnest Things to Do When Mommy and Daddy go work! 1) Drink Daddy Juicebox 2) Have flame contest (olive oil vs veggie oil) 3) Give Barbie "medicine" 4) Try lure Duckduck upstairs for bath! 5) Play Cookie Jar with downstairs childrens 6) Hide and go peek! 7) Hide Daddy cracklebox! 8) Watch Barbie drie little red car into couch! 9) Order pizza deliver...use Daddy credit card 10)ice cream! |
| Go to Work With Mommy-A Bob Expose I go to work with Mommy. I wear Man Disguise so no one know I is a little dragon. I sit on file cabinet in Mommy cubicle and watch Man and Lady at work. Man and Lady wear headset like at Burger King drive-thru but no have any tasty french fries at desks. That is very mean. If have headset, should have bag of hot salty fries for little Dragons! Man with no hair on top of head try to take bag out of my hand. I not blast with fire because am pretending to be Man. Grab candy back when Man with no hair on top of head not looking. Then when Mommy go play with shredder look at pretty pictures on big computer! Mommy job is suck! |
| Bob's Favorite Halloween Costumes Ever 1) Man-wear Daddy shirt with glasses 2) Pretty Princess-wear Mommy nightgown and crown 3) Uncle Andy-wear plaid shirt, jeans, t-shirt and i-Pod Baby favorite costumes 1) Evil Genius-wear glasses 2) Barbie-wear pretty dress and carry bottle of "juice", if wear too much makeup this costume can also be scary Drunk Cooking Lady on tv who does bad things to yummy pudding and Cool Whip 3) Grandpa Donald-wear plaid shirt, glasses and have big bag of candy |
| Ask Bob & Baby Questions!!!! Q; Who is this Barbie you keep talking about? A: Barbie is our Nanny. She take care of Bob and Baby when Mommy and Daddy go to work. Barbie has little red car and takes lots of special grownup medicine everyday! Q: What is a cracklebox? A; Is an evil thing that makes bad noises. Daddy says is best toy EVER! We try to hide bad thing from Daddy but he always find it! Ask us more Questions! We answer!!! |
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