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Acid Trips...

Ask urself...whats wrong w/me? what's wrong w/ravenloft??? i think i got lego on the brain...geez louise if its not this stuff... thn its this stuff...what the hell is wrong??? geez maybe its what i've been brought up on or the literature or maybe its the jus the stuff i pick up for 6 bucks.

well its story time so lets all jus enjoy.

what started off as fun and games turned into one crazy ass episode... so as i left BK our fav. hangout and meetin place...no not b/c the food was good or safe gals would order fr there...jus b/c a bunch of us used to work there...and well we're loafters...ok back to mi story. little did i kno that the food had gotten to one of my buds Mr. Buffet King himself JP, and he was plottin a way to defeat me... all due to this one day at bang bang chua's place where i flat out defeated him to retain my underground wrestling/grappling championship...i thought i told u ppl i was more thn jus good looks? well, on that day i DDT'd his head on some pop cans and basically got a TKO outta it...so he wanted revenge!!! left to right: ANI 1, Buffet King JP, Bang Bang Chua, Blineguy RJ, and myself (emperor ravenloft). at skool JP: hey bro u better watch out!!! i'll take that title!!! ANI 1:tru say!!! RAVENLOFT: hey i've beaten everybody...no one can beat me...i am the game!!! b/c i am that daymn good looking!!! blineguy RJ: no wait, wait, wait!!! we'll settle this the onlee fair way...we'll pick straws and whomever wins faces RAVENLOFT, for the belt!!! (rj secretly also wants to take the belt but he's onlee the #2 contender so he patiently waits) Bang Bang Chua: ok ok the onlee fair way to settle this is to battle like men and grapple in my basement!!! [everyone thn takes a few steps away fr. bang bang chua and walks away...] mystery man:alrite alrite i hear u japes, k...this is owing u back for all those drives man...after this no more...geez my outsider bro won't see it coming...he's beaten a lot of ppl thats tru...but he hasn't defeated me yet...who is me? why i'm VITAMIN JAY!!! it'll be tough bananas for RAVENLOFT!!! JP the Buffet King: umm jay...i'm still on the phone...u didn't hang up yet... VITAMIN JAY: oh...sorry.

ELSEWHERE...

big tony the funkin bad ital: well Vitamin Jay sent me to beat u lil Ravenloft!!! ravenloft: i beat u already tho...geez. COL'mon tell me who's really behind this... VITAMIN JAY: (calling fr. the sidelines) okay okay, i admit it...it was me!!! RAVENLOFT: why??? VITAMIN JAY: b/c JP the buffet king wanted revenge...and well i got caught up in the moment and wanted to be a bad guy... RAVENLOFT: oh ok...where's JP now? VITAMIN JAY: he's at home, why? RAVENLOFT: oh b/c i got a better idea...hey tony u wanna go? call up JP and the rest of them... big tony the funkin bad ital: sure whatever... we all ended up puttin our differences aside and went here DJ: selecta selecta!!!

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scribbled earlier today @godforsaken hours by emperor ravenloft.