Alone!
Wot Do U Call It Wen A Blond Dyes Her Hair Brown..?
Artificial Intelligence!
Wot Did The Blonde's Right Leg Say 2 The Left Leg..?
Nuffin ... They've Neva Met!
Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger..?
Cuz You Can Park In The Handicapped Zone!
How Dya Make A Blonde's Eyez Light Up..?
Shine A Torch In Her Ear!
What's The Mating Call Of A Blonde..?
"I Am *Sooo* Drunk"!
Why Do Blonde's Drive BMW's..?
Cuz They Can Spell it!
How Dya Change A Blonde's Mind..?
Blow In Her Ear!
Cuz Everyone Gets A Turn!
Why Do Blondez Have More Fun..?
Cuz They Don't Know Any Better!
What Did The Blonde Say When She Found Out She Was Pregnant..?
"Are You Sure Its Minez!?"
What Dya Do When A Blonde Throwz A Grenade Atcha..?
Pull Out Tha Pin And Throw It Back!
The red head won and the brunette came in second. However there was no sign of the final contestant. Hours and hours went by causing grave concern and worry. Just as everyone was losing hope, the blonde finally arrived!
The crowd were extremely happy n relieved to see her. They embraced the young gurl as she came ashore. After all the excitement had died down she leaned over to the judge and whispered ... "I hate to be a bad loser but I fink them other gurlz used their armz!"
