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!*More Blonde Jokez*! |
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There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head riding in a car. They ran into a stop sign and soon the police were chasing after them. So they got a little further ahead and saw three big massive sacks lying in a ditch They stopped the car and each of them got into one of the bags. Now the police had caught up with them and saw the empty car and the three bags. One of the police went up to the first bag with the brunette in it and kicked it. The brunette said "meow, meow" and the police said "Oh Theres a kitten in this bag" He went over to the bag with the red head in it and kicked it. The red head said "arf! arf!" and the police replied "Oh theres a little puppy in this bag! He then went over to the bag with the blonde in it and kicked it... The blonde said "potato!! potato!!" |
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There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The DJ was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was mad enuff to turn off the radio. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field trying to row a boat! The blonde stopped her car n got out to yell at the otha blonde. "You bimbo!! It's blondes like you that give us all a bad name! Why the hell are you rowing?"
The blonde in the field stops rowing and replies "Cos it's an ocean of wheat!" The blonde on the road is furiousand shouts back, waving her fist. "Oh ur lucky I can't swim, cos I'd be right out there to kick you ass!!" |
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A police officer stops her for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her licence. She replies in a huff " God I wish you guys would get your act together! Just yesterday you take away my license and now you want me to show it to you!?" |
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A young ventriloquist is touring clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Scotland. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enuff of your stupid blonde jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of someone's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person ... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general ... and all in the name of humor!?" The ventriloquist is extremely embarresed and starts to apoligise, when the blonde yells out: " You bloody well stay outta this mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!!" |
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A Blonde suspects her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enuff, she opens the door to find him in the arms of a red head. The blonde is very angry so she opens her purse to take out the gun but she is overcome with grief. She take she gun to HER head! The boyfriend yells out: "No honey Please don't do it I'm sorry!!" The blonde looks at him with anger and replies: "Oh shut up you prick! You're next!" |
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Why Does A Blonde Nurse Carry A Red Pen..?
To Draw Blood!
Why Do Some Blondes Have Square Boobs..?
Cuz They Forgot to Take The Tissues Outta The Box!
How Did The Blonde Die Drinkin Milk..?
The Cow Fell On Her!
Why Do Blondes Have Bruised Belly Buttons..?
Cuz They Have Blonde Boyfriends!
How Can U Tell That A Blonde Has Sent U A Fax..?
It Has A Stamp On It!
What Is A Blonde Doin When She Covers Her Ears Wif Her Hands..?
Trying To Hold A Thought! |
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Why Do Sum Blondes Have A Dimple On Their Chin & A Flat Forehead..?
Dimple On Chin - I Don't Know ... Flat Forehead - Oh I Get It!
How Do U Make A Blonde Laugh On Saturday..?
Tell Her The Joke On Wednesday! (Thats me man!!)
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There were three women at an American college eating lunch. There was an American, A Russian and a Blonde. They were all bragging about their countries. The Russian said "We were the first in space" The American says "But we were the first on the moon!" The blonde says "Well we'll be the first on the sun!" The Russian says "Sorry but that cannot be done cos u'll burn up stupid!" To this the Blonde replies "Duh! We'll go at night!!" |
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