~Quotes~

These are some quotes that I really enjoy. Some are serious and some are just funny. I hope you likes these.

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My all-time favorite:

"There's a big chicken in the kitchen...
And it's making coffee"
-Casey

"Excellent!"

-Mr. Burns

"Does my butt look fat in this?"

"Lady, you're butt looks fat on its own."
-a woman
-Jimmy Fallon

"I can't believe there are so many people who aren't us."

-Jimmy Fallon

"Sucks to be you!"

-Me

"Bastard!"

-Andrew Swailes

"Is that the witch?"

"No, that's Toto, my dog."
-Glenda the Good Witch
-Dorthey

"Sleep avec mi."

-Me

"You are basically a bag of chemicals."

"I'll make sure not to go to you when I have low self esteem"
-Mrs. Ghazalli
-Patrick

"So, did I enjoy the movie?"

-Jeniffer Zarate

"It's always best to start at the beginning."

-Glenda the Good Witch

"Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking."

-Scarecrow

"Does anybody have a cookie?"

-Graz

"All the world's your stage"

-Jeniffer Zarate

"Nobody dies a virgin, life screws us all"

-Somebody Smart

"Life's a drama, but we die in a comedy"

-Julia Ann Lee

"I really miss the ex. Did I say ex? I meant sex."

-Julia Ann Lee

"Stupid whore-"

"I'm not a whore!"
"Stupid bitch-"
"I'm nobody's bitch!"
"Stupid slut-"
"I'm not a- Okay, you got me there."
-Jeniffer Z.
-Me

"The French are glad to die for love,

They delite in fighting duels,
But I prefer a man who lives
And gives expensive jewels."
-Satine from Moulin Rouge

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is

just to love and be loved in return."
-Christan from Moulin Rouge

"I follow the night,

Can't stand the light.
When will I begin
to live again?"
-Satine from Moulin Rouge

"Love is a many splended thing,

Love lifts up up where we belong,
all you need is love."
-Christan from Moulin Rouge

"We fight for

Freedom,
Beauty,
Truth,
and Love!"
-The Children of the Revolution

"I hope they don't cut it off"

-Nick

"o yay...that means it has to be good. hmmmmmmmm. o good job, alex!! now i dont have anything to say!!!"

-Codi

"Tiger!"

-Me

"I told my mom I'm an Athiest and she slapped me, so now I'm Christian"

-I think I'll leave this person their privacy

"When two or more people love each other...

They strip down to barely anything and..."
-Me

"You should come to school with me. It's so cool, I only go to school like once a week for like 20 minutes..."

"And I'm not graduating until 2016!"
-Friend's B/F's Friend trying to convince Friend's B/F to go to school with him
-Me

"Your eyelashes are fun"

-Steven

"I applaud it"

-Steven

"You're c-ute-razy"

-Me

"I applaud that"

-Steven

"You Lose"

-Steven

"Live fast, Die pretty"

-Griffin

"That's Spiffy"

-Griffin

"Ooh, pretty. I want one"

-Griffin

"I'd like a word with you lover,

I'm sure you know me, the Editor's wife"
-Mrs. Luce from Little Shop of Horrors

"It's nice to meet me,

the pleasure is yours"
-Skip Snip from Little Shop of Horrors

"You didn't have nothing til you met me,

C'mon kid, what will it be?
Money? Girls? One particular girl?
How 'bout that Aaaauuudrey?"
-Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors

"Call me when the shuttle lands"

-Griffin

More to Come!!!

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