 I am a Space-invader.I will happily recruit the help of friends to aid me in getting what I want. I have no tolerance for people getting in my way, and I am completely relentless until any threats or opposition are removed. I try to be down-to-earth, but something always seems to get in the way. What Video Game Character Are You? |
He comes from the planet Zart,
He has four hands and six pairs of feet,
And speaks in burps and farts.
His eyes protrude out from his face,
On long, thin pale white stalks,
His skin is green his nose is red,
And his teeth are made of chalk.
My Grandad may be an alien,
But it's really plain to see,
He's the best Grandad in the universe,
To a bug eyed monster like me.
I'm painting my mum a clown,
It's better than any other painting,
'Cos it's lumpy, smelly and brown!
A green, horrible mess,
It slobbered out from her gob,
And landed on her dress.
Can really be quite tremendous,
You can sit on the loo for hours and hours,
And the smell is quite horrendous!
Elizabethan women used to drink puppy piddle to improve their complexion!
