And we found an alien inside,
It was a galactic criminal,
In my Gran's head it had tried to hide.
It said it was innocent,
And it had been forced to go on the run,
My Gran's head seemed quite empty,
So in her noggin it had gone.
It said it would cause no trouble,
That we ought to cut it some slack,
But the fiend had taken over our Gran's head,
So we called in the Men In Black.
They came and arrested the blighter,
They said it had done this before,
It takes over grannies heads,
Until they drop off and land on the floor.
So if you're over at Granny's,
And that head from her neck should slide,
Be sure to check it closely,
For there may be an alien inside!
I rule from coast to coast,
I am the ultimate snotter,
I never need to boast.
Many come to challenge me,
To take away my crown,
But my snot will always defeat them,
And run them out of town.
All hail the Snot King,
Bow down before my might,
But those that dare oppose me,
I will crush in a great snot fight.
For I am the Snot King,
This realm of snot I own,
And I will reign forever,
Upon my bogey throne.
They seek him there,
Those concerned with hygiene seek him everywhere,
For what he's done,
He's going down,
The Phantom Pan Splatterer of Old London Town.
The word 'Bumf' meaning a lot of useless paper actually comes from 'Bum fodder' meaning toilet tissue!