Pooing behind a bush,
I was about to call a policeman,
But he begged me please to hush,
I told him he couldn't poo there,
It really was an issue,
He replied, "We'll discuss that later,
But first - have you got some tissue?"
It's Travel Sick Mick!
He's out in his car today,
There's corn beef hash,
All over his dash,
Quick get out of his way!
It's Travel Sick Mick,
His spew's so thick,
With lumpy carrots and peas,
There's bit of cake,
All over the brake,
And his dinner has splattered his knees.
Put your wipers on quick,
If you end up stuck behind Mick,
And he winds his window down,
A stream of slick,
Creamy grean sick,
Can be smelt all over town!
In the 14th century fashionable women used cow dung as a deodorant.
Sitting on the loo may cause constipation (difficulty in pooing) this is because your body is not really in the correct position and the muscles in your bum have to do more work than they should do. The correct posture is just to stoop and let gravity take over. Have you ever seen a constipated dog?