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| Aren't you glad you missed the sixties? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Slipknot clean up! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| The world was left rockin' today when Grubby's music news discovered that Slipknot, Nu-metal's answer to Chas 'n' Dave, began their career producing lyrics for eighties carpet cleaner: Shake 'n' Vac. Grubby's music news discovered that Wait 'n' Bleed was in fact a promo for the sensational carpet cleaner. The original lyrics went like this: "I smelt the stench rise up to me, From the rug beneath my feet, I need to put the freshness back, I went and got my Shake 'n' Vac!" None of Slipknot were available for comment as they were preparing for a gig that resembled something the Insane Clown Posse did years ago! |
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| Above: Slipknot Below: Shake 'n' Vac |
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| So Solids Benefit Package Shocker! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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"You used to screw and boo, Now you want to join the crew!" Well yes, but your pension package and holiday/sick pay leave alot to be desired so I'm withdrawing my application forthwith! |
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| Above: So Solids - running a sweatshop? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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