Grubby's Music News
Aren't you glad you missed the sixties?
Slipknot clean up!
The world was left rockin' today when Grubby's music news discovered that Slipknot, Nu-metal's answer to Chas 'n' Dave, began their career producing lyrics for eighties carpet cleaner: Shake 'n' Vac.

Grubby's music news discovered that Wait 'n' Bleed was in fact a promo for the sensational carpet cleaner.  The original lyrics went like this:

"I smelt the stench rise up to me,
From the rug beneath my feet,
I need to put the freshness back,
I went and got my Shake 'n' Vac!"

None of Slipknot were available for comment as they were preparing for a gig that resembled something the Insane Clown Posse did years ago!
Above: Slipknot

Below: Shake 'n' Vac
So Solids Benefit Package Shocker!
"You used to screw and boo,
  Now you want to join the crew!"

Well yes, but your pension package and holiday/sick pay leave alot to be desired so I'm withdrawing my application forthwith!
Above: So Solids - running a sweatshop?
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