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| Grubby's Music News | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| We put the muse in music! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Unconfirmed reports, that have probably come from the voices in my head, claim that members of England's only, and therefore quite hilarious, gangsta rap/dance crew have now finally been weened off their mothers' milk and are eating proper food. Oxide and Neutrino were unavailable to comment (busy stuffing their faces with rusks whilst considering what other Prodigy songs to completely mess up) but Lisa Mafia and Dionno did blow me a kiss before I had to run away in case I got blown away in some kind of gangsta rap warfare thing that goes on at their gigs. Over the pond, Dre (the GMC having revoked his doctor's licence) was unavailable to comment but I bet he could take them all out with just a flash of his immaculate teeth. Maureen Matthers did try to comment but I ignored her because she's just laughable! Bizarre - you can't rap, face up to it! |
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| Brian/A420 Bypass has finally married love of his life and father to his progeny, June/Atomic Cotton Bud. Grubby's music news sends congratulations to the couple and asks that they stay on their honeymoon for a long time so that it keeps them away from the recording studio. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| The happy couple, Brian and June | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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