I visited Buckingham Palace today,
But I acted rather mean,
For I dropped a great, big smelly fart,
And blamed it on the Queen!
As I watched the sun go down in Kent,
I found to my surprise my legs were bent,
Around my neck at impossible degrees,
My neck was now between my knees,
This strange contortion happened as I spent,
A nice, pleasant evening watching the sun go down in Kent
"Don't eat that!" shouted my mum,
"It'll do you no good,
Don't put it in your mouth,
It's all covered in mud!"
"If you eat that,
It'll make you feel bad,"
But I went and ate it anyway,
And mum went quite mad.
She rushed me to the hospital,
Where a doctor saw me,
He shook his head quietly,
As he examined thoroughly.
"I think he'll be all right Mrs Grubbymitts,"
My mother he told,
"Just don't let him eat chewing gum,
He finds on the road!"
Q: What's green and hangs from trees?
A: Giraffe snot.