I'm a space cadet on a mission,
To rid the galaxy of alien scum,
I'll blast them into smithereens,
Send them back from where they've come.
I'm going to nuke their planet,
Eliminate at the source,
They won't threaten this galaxy,
With their evil, murderous force.
Job done, the galaxy is safe,
There's nothing else to fear,
What do you mean 'They came in peace'?
Go on, get outta here!
When I was eight I ran about nude,
It was something to be tried and tested,
At twenty-four I did it again,
And got myself arrested!