Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This bogey was mine,
But I'm giving it to you,
I can't give you flowers,
Diamonds, any of those,
So please accept this gift,
That comes from up my nose,
This bogey is to tell you,
I think you're Da Bomb!
If you say you'll be mine,
There's more where that came from!
It takes about 1 day for a jam sandwich to go from your mouth to the bog!