A) I was pondering a name once at work and a friend noticed my hands were covered with clay dust. Gwen said, "Haven't you got grubby mitts!" and the name just stuck.
Q) Why do you write grotty poetry?
A) Because it's fun. Poetry should be fun not namby pamby like Shakespeare or Wordsworth. Who wants to wander lonely as a cloud anyway?
Q) Have you ever offended anyone with your poems?
A) One headmaster found my poetry trash and some people complained about my banner on a banner exchange. Generally I only receive praise which is cool.
Q) Have you got a book out?
A) Not yet but watch this space!
Q) Can I use your poetry for my website/homework/personal use/wooing women?
A) Yes, but with some restrictions. I have NOT placed this poetry into the public domain. It may be used by anyone for non-profitable reasons with my permission. I usually insist on a copyright notice (C) Simon Tinsley and a link to Grot, Grub 'n' Grime:
http://www.geocities.com/grubbymitts
For wooing women try Grubbymitts' Snotty Valentine
