The Dictionary: A - G
15 Bucks: Money Heather will never get.

5 Bucks: What the group bets people to eat and/or do crazy stuff with food

2 Minutes Mall Walk: The walk from one end of Duggan Mall to the other.

A Snowball's Chance In Hell: Sarah's new phrase; another way to say 'slim to none'.

'
A Week & A Day': A phrase used by Penny to refer to an event exactly that amount of time away.

Absent-minded: See Leif.

Adam Gregory: Someone Erika will or has been violent towareds.

Afro Duck:
Sarah's duck on palace chat that has a giant afro and hits people with prep avatars with a light saber.

'Again, again again': Phrase used when something is so wonderful you want it too happen again.

'Ahhh, For The Love Of Benji': One of sarah's phrase

Albert's: The place that is much nicer to have coffee at then most places in Camrose.

Amazing Canadian Phone:
Sarah's cell phone that includes the national anthem.

American _______: Somehow in reference to Jim, blank is filled with such words as 'Dumbass', 'Asshole', etc.

'And then I ran away': Line from an Arrogant Worms song that is used in reference to random or scary things.

'And there was much rejoicing':
A line from Monty Python used during wonderful moments.

Annoying Ass Lighter: Sarah's annoying lighter she bought at Crappy Ass Jaywalkers; see Crappy Ass Jaywalkers.

Applause: Explains itself.

Arguements with Trees: Involving Heather's truck and a tree whacking it with a stuck.

The Arrogant Worms: The most awesomest band in the world.

Ass Aliens: From Stephen King's 'Dreamcatcher'; Cassy called this one first.

Assume the Position: See 'Oh My God Position' or 'Oh My God We're Gonna Die'.

The Attention Span of a Kid with A.D.D.:
Used to describe Sarah in Math, and also while attempting to study for her Social diploma.

'Awww Muffin': Phrase often said to someone seeking pity but who gets none.

Back in the day: Back in the day; must be said with attitude.

'Bad ______, No Cookie!': Phrased to be used when someone does something wrong, blank to be filled by that person's name.

Bailey Doesn't Like Pants: This is a fact, one no one can avoid, but it's what bailey doesn't like, so it's her thing.

Baldy: see Warren

Beached Whale: Cassy's brother version 1.0.

Beating someone with the stick that had an arguement with heather's truck: It's exactly like it's read.

Bed Bugs: Little buggers that bite you while you lay in your bed, the only way to get rid of them is to wear shoes to bed to squish them.

Benji: The only male who can pull of pink hair and look hot while doing it.

'Benji's Hot': a phrase of Warren's; see Warren

Beyond Burn: How to talk about Jim.

Bitter White Female: Any girl in the group that is single, it occasionally sucks, and you find laughter at other peoples horrible situations somehow comforting in a morbid way you would never admit in public.

Bity & Niny: Serena & Cassy when they get older.

Blahdy Blah:
A phrase brought to by wenis.

Bolical: The highest level of bolicalness; See Warren.

Bootylicious: see Trevor.

Boredom Sunglasses: Sarah's sunglasses rating for movies, if it's boring, the glasses come down.

The 'Boys': Heather's 'guy' friends.

Brandy's Joint: Let's just say bad picture development.

C.O.D.: An abbreveation for something bad, or to be just randomly said.

Caddy's: Chorazz's official warm-up bar.

'Cassie comes up with the best phrases': Cause she does!

Chains: The resounding sound of Warren.

'Charlie There?': Good prank call.

Cheese: Cheese... ya know, that food, that's really good... Sarah likes cheese, cheese is good. Sarah's lactose intolerant, but she still likes cheese.

Chick Dude:
Glen is an honorary one.

'Chinese Chicken Balls': Great prank call.

Chubby Pop Bottles: A good thing to hit annoying people with; See Warren.

Clinically Anti-Social: Leads to Insanity; see Insanity.

Clinically Clutzy: If you are, see Sarah's ad.

Cocky: what Sarah/The Epitome Of Coolness/Satan/Moo/Moohawk/Tripp/and any other name people can think of

The Comp: Our mental institution also know as the Camrose Composite High School.

Computer: A piece of machinery that a few members of the group would die without access to one.

Crack Song: Know to some as 'Can You Feel The Love Tonight', but with Spilaman's lovely twisting of things & Doug Nyback begin odd, it became known as this.

Crappy Ass Jaywalkers: Jaywalkers version 2003.

Crunch: Bad incident with Asher; See Poor Bastard.

The Cult: Penny's group of friends that aren't the group.

Cup Of Unknown: Every liquid on the table from Erika & Bailey's Birthday thing at BP's in one glass.

Cup of Unknown (Version 2):
Also created at BP's by Serena, Cassy, Sarah & Glen

Cute Boy: The only thing keeping Sarah conscious in Social 30.

Day of Rejoicing: The day Sarah told Heather to go away.

Dear Penis: Song submitted by Cassy.

Decorated: Sarah's song from Crazytown's album 'Dark Horse'.

'Dense like water soaked brick': Glen; not nearly as dense as oil soaked brick; see Warren

Der: A phrase used to replace 'duh'.

Diabolical: The second level of bolicalness; See Warren.

The Dictionary: Vital to life and how the group lives it.

Dirty: Referes to anything and everything that is seen as disgusting.

Ditching: Something you don't do to Sarah.

'Do not fuck with me! For I am the mainstream music genius': Cause Sarah is exactly that, and Glen had to learn that fact the hard way.

Doing Brandon: Refer's to Sarah's 11th grade airbrushing project. Sarah has recently finished 'doing Good Charlotte' as well.

Drunk Stupid: What happens when you drink to much, and do stupid things; ie) Glen asking Heather out; see Poor Bastard or Pity.

_enis: Used when referring to someone, blank is filled with the first letter of that persons name.

"Eat shit & die": exactly what it says.

English 13: Hell for Miss Simonson, also includes, for a limited time only, Erika's brother Max.

Erika's Chicken/Pineapple Theory:
What happens when Erika walks out of physics saying the movie in class aid that chickens and pineapples aren't magnetic, but trains are, which is followed by girls schemeing on how to see if that theory is true or false.

Epitome of Cheesiness:
'Sing a Song for You' as sung by Chorus.

Evil: Something Cassy was and Sarah is.

FTN: The best song in the world that has the best parody in the world.

Fondling Chickens: Created by Halley on Chorazz trip, can be used to refer to anything that involves touching

'Gasp, shock, horror': One of Sarah's phrases.

Gay Rob: Uber cool Rob from the comp, who's obviously, well, ya know, in touch with his feminie side.

Ghetto Dictionary: The original dictionary Sarah referred from, was created by Michelle, also known as ebonics, or ghetto slang.

GiddyBubba: Used to refer to anyone drunk and happy.

Glendalyn: Used to refer to Glen; To be said when Glen is in viewing range to refer to him.

'Go fuck a tree': Serena's phrase.

'God damn, mother fucking, son of a bitch!': Sarah's phrase, used in random
situations.

Grad: The best night of schemes ever to occur in the history of the group.

Grade 12 Loophole:
The reason why Chorazz is mostly grade 12's; not to be with confused with the Grade 12 Guys Loophole or a guarantee.

Grandma's Oreo Cookies:
Cause Meghan to have a freaky sugar rush, made by Sarah's grandmother.

Grass Farm: Sarah's grandpa owns and runs a sod farm, sod is grass, so it's referred to as her 'Grass Farm' because the group had a weird obsession with Sarah being on drugs, and Sarah's mom is a pothead so it fits; also Sarah's campaign strategy for student council.

The Group: The group of people that are friends that came up with most, no all, the phrases in this dictionary.

'Guy who got his hand blown off': Chad from bootleggar's 3 minute part in Stephen King's 'Dreamcatcher'. Poor guy.
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