Heffier: Used to refer to Heather.
Hemi: A word Heather hates.
Hermit Life: Often refers to Sarah and living on her farm and not being able to go out and visit the group.
'Hey guy': The phrase said by Cal; See Undergrads.
'Hey pretty lady': CassY's phrase for Erika.
Hicky Boy/Girl: Used to refer to Glen/Serena.
Hipster Handbook: The ultimate guide to being hip, and new words for the group.
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy: The best book & radio & television series in the world.
Holy Shit Handles: Used when scared in Heather's truck.
Hoocidom: The place Heather comes from.
House of the Lords: An excellent prank call.
Humpaleptic Seizure: Sarah's phrase.
Humpty's: The place that is open at night that won't let us drink coffee because they suck.
The Hut: Where Matya and Wenis work.
'I'm Lost!': Phrase often said when someone is confused by whats going on.
'I've gone deaf': Word's uttered after leaving Glen's truck.
'If they're not wiggling, we're not happy': The supreme rating system, done by wiggling you thumbs; used by Ward & Moo while rating thigns in their 'Ripped Off Review'; See Ward & Moo and Ward & Moo's Ripped Off Review.
'If you're not a Hemorrhoid, get off my ass': A phrase brought to you by Glen, generally to be used while driving... yeah.
'In that context': Mr Bragg is going down!
Incest: A game the whole family can play... we thank Matya for this one.
Infamous Jacket: The one jacket Him ever wore in public, still currently used to identify him, if jacket is seen, avoid at all costs.
Insanity: Found after 3 days of sleep deprevation or a future plan.
Intermission: The song Heather hates, but only when anyone but Josh is singing it.
'It's Not Polite To Kill Your Friends': The smartest things an ajudicator has ever said.
Jim: Creepy.
Jalapeno Incident: It's a long, gross story that I shouldn't explain, but let's just say it involved Jim, a jalapeno, 5 dollars & his nose, and also his digestive system and another 40 cents.
Jones Soda: Warren's obsession, and a source for daily advice.
La la la: 400 year old sexual innuendo.
'Le sigh': It also explains itself.
Leif: Must be refeered to with hand on forehead gesture; Leif hand gesture is now used for Glen.
Leonard: Creepy.
'Let me think about that no...': Meghan's reaction to Jeff Prediger or anyone creepy.
Liar: Warren's favorite word, atleast it appears that way.
'Like gravy to a french fry': Mark; See Small Fry.
Longshot: The chances of Meghan being elected for Valedictorian.
'Look at the tree!': Band Tour 2001 phrase, courtesy of Mr. Steinwandt.
Loser Without an Autograph: See Professor Huntus.
Lucious Booty: The booty radar sound.
Mad Cow Disease: Why Heiffer is the way she is; see heiffer.
Matrix Shades: Sarah's sunglasses
Max's Futon: The futon erika's brother max owns that... one day, he will getin heather to want to make out with him on it... and it will be a sad day... not to mention... i wanna say disgusting, but that's not the word I wanna use...
Meghan's Car: Meghan owns a Honda Civic; See Winnebago.
Meh: An excellent word.
Meh Policy: A policy that really doesn't help.
Mentally Incapacitated: See Insanity.
Meow: Cassy & Sarah's shtick.
Meteora: The best album in the world, don't knock or you will be hunted down and tortured and it will be painful, I mean have you heard some of Glen's schemes.
Midget Queen: Bailey, who can leap small walls in a single bound.
Midget Ranch: Sarah's farm; See Grass Farm.
Mighty Mouse: Glen's bomb that blew a car in half.
Miss Simonson: The name alone defines this.
'Mister nice guy buddy guy': A Cassy phrase.
'Mmm, tastes like chicken': said when refering to the chicken/pineapple Law or either of the 2; See Chicken/Pineapple Law.
Moby: Cassy's brother version 2.0.
Monkey Clap: Sarah's official clap.
Monodiabolcial: The lowest level of bolical; See Warren.
Monty Python's The Holy Grail: The most awesomest movie in the world. Origin of such excellent phrases as 'Coconuts!' or 'Run Away!'.
Moo: Sarah's alternate personality.
Moohawk: Porcelain cow from Serena or Sarah's new, improved & punk alternate personality.
Muffy: Creepy.
Music Nerd: A name for anyone that loves band/chorus LOTS (first used when Sarah got perfect attendance in chorus).
'My lucious': Said when hunting for booty is successful.
Naked Goat: His name is Freon, he's a goat Penny sings about.
Naked Goat Song: The song Penny sings about naked goats, to be sang by
PsychoBabble when they reform; See PsychoBabble.
Nasty Things: Poor Heather. Wait nevermind, we don't pity stupid people here.
Nickname: Everyone has one from either Cassy or Sarah.
'No kitty, that's a bad kitty': A Cassy phrase generally follows Meow; See Meow.
'No Touchy!': From 'The Emperor's New Groove, meaning not wanting to be touched.
'No violence, no violence!': A phrase used by Sarah when she is getting a beating or is being threatened with a beating from Heather.